Dogs of this world have many responsibilities. Olive the pug is no exception to this
rule.
First thing in the morning, she has to make sure
one of her humans goes for a walk. It
doesn’t matter if it’s raining or shining, snowing or hailing. They must get out of the house and walk down
the street for a ways before they come back to their cup of black liquid and
the morning news. It’s for their health
after all.
Of course, it also gives a pug the
chance to check all her pee-mails along the way and to leave some for her
neighbor dog, Milo.
Because taking the human for a walk is such a
taxing activity, it is essential to catch up on sleep. This keeps a pug busy for quite a few
hours. Some days, however, she still has
to wake up long enough to bark at the mail carrier. That’s a very important part of the day. She needs to let him know that bringing bills
to the humans isn’t acceptable behavior because what if there’s not enough
money left over for dog treats??
Then around 3:30 in the afternoon, it is of the utmost
importance to wake up and remind the humans that a dog’s dinner time is
approximately an hour away and they had best be prepared.
Humans can be so forgetful after all.
Plus a dog needs plenty of nutrition because that’s what
fuels her to beg at the humans’ dinner table.
The pug has found over the years that humans like to be entertained while
they eat. A pug has to slap copious
fives and to dance in a most graceful manner.
The reward of a small piece of cheese or a spaghetti noodle is well
worth the effort of making the humans laugh.
But for the next couple of weeks, Olive the pug
has an even more important duty. She has
to be a human sitter for Evan, the human, while her other humans are off on
some trip or other. They will probably not even bring back a lousy
t-shirt to reward this brave and fearless pup, but she does it all out of the
goodness of her heart anyhow.
THE END (well, sort of)
Okay, I have many questions about Bloglovin but
don’t even know how to ask them. I
switched my reader over to Bloglovin, but do I have to do anything to my
blog? Life is so complicated for humans
as well as dogs. Of course, I don’t have
time to mess with it now and will have to do it when we return from Norway on
the 28th, but I will love any answers I can get. Thanks!
And I will see you all soon…I hope…if I can find you…and you can find
me.
Oh, Internet! Thy name is complication.