Sometimes as a family we find ourselves having pretty
ludicrous conversations. Yesterday at
lunch, we found ourselves talking about what would happen if two different
creatures of similar species managed to procreate together. You know, like when a male donkey mates with
a female horse.
Eventually, out comes a
mule.
How this conversation came about is that Carrie was trying
to recall the acronym for remembering biological classifications. And how that thread started, I can’t dredge
out of my grey matter. I would need more
than acronym to summon that from the recesses.
Anyhow, the acronym for remembering biological
classifications usually starts with the words “King Phillip.” For example, King Philip Came Over For Good
Soup (Kingdom, Phylum, Class, Order, Family, Genus, Species.) Another one Evan found on the Interweb was “King
Philip Can Often Find Good Sex.” King
Philip was quite the guy, apparently, rather a randy gourmand.
So one thing led to another and we found ourselves wondering
what would happen if a human mated with a chimpanzee, since chimps are our
closest relatives in the animal world.
Apparently, according to some website or another, we Hales weren’t the
first to think of that possibility and the offspring has been named even though
it has not yet existed that we know of.
A Human/Chimpanzee is apparently going to be a Manpanzee once someone
manages to get man and chimp together. Then,
letting our imaginations go wild, we decided that if Olive, the pug, fell in
love with a chimp, she would have a Pugpanzee.
Personally, I think it is a good thing that Olive has been spayed.
We decided that though it would be very tall, the
Giraffe/Human variation wouldn’t really make a good basketball player because
they would be more neck than leg. But we
liked the name: Girman.
Then there’s the Manoose, that is Man with Moose and the
Manilla, that is Man with Gorilla. One
of those could also be called a Gorman.
My particular favorite is the Humantelope – Human and Antelope, of
course. And there’s the Mankey – Human
and Monkey.
Oh! (I almost forgot)
the Humanatee! That is the Human and the
Manatee together at last. Greg’s
contribution.
Well, it’s a good thing we finished eating because it could
go on and on and on… But when you
really think about it, we humans, as “intelligent” beings, will probably
possess the ability to make some of those combinations possible in the future. It will kind of make the question about what
came first, the chicken or the egg, rather irrelevant.
But speaking of eggs, we got home on Wednesday
afternoon to find a dozen eggs on our doormat, a gift from our neighbors the
Caldwells who raise and nurture chickens.
We have some great neighbors of the purely human variety!
6 comments:
your conversation was rockin! :)
you've got great neighbors, too. :)
hehe, omgosh, we have had the same conversations.
someone in this house used the "f" work....instead of procreate. it was all about these bugs we get in our house....it went a little like a cricket procreated with a taranchula and a "tricket" was born. we have come to learn they are cave crickets but i am happy to know that other families have the strange conversations we have.....or at least i think i am ;)
I feel better knowing that we aren't alone in this type of conversation! Your eggs are just so pretty! Great shots.
)))) cool present, yum... awesome neighbors!
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Enjoyed your post, Barbara, interesting conversations ! :-)
And so sweet of your neighbors !
Have a nice week,
Sylvia
That could be entertaining...my husband if in the right mood could make it hilarious.
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